Vogue Actually Printed This Crazy Diet In The 1970s

blackdenimjeans3:

historical-nonfiction:

They were probably shitting all day

Fiber? What’s that?

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fartgallery:

fartgallery:

just discovered a neat trick. if you make brownies but dont cut them, you can eat the whole slab and say you only ate 1 brownie

do not do this

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just-shower-thoughts:

The most unrealistic part about Scooby-Doo is that 4 friends got together and actually followed through with their plans

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trainthief:

trainthief:

wish customer service jobs operated w video game standards, so a customer would come up to me and i’d say “greetings traveler! looking to trade?” and they’d only had 4 options for their response 

i’d just stand there wiping down the same part of the counter for 8 hours until my shift ended and then id drop everything and walk away and if you tried to interact with me i’d just keep running into you silently until you moved 

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venake:

deleting your vent post 3 minutes after compulsively writing it

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plasmalogical:

i was talking with my brothers yesterday and we decided the best way to own a guy who takes off his shirt to fight you is to pick his shirt up and put it on

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earthcomet:

When the depression meme fad ended but u still have like……actual depression

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gallifreyan-queen19:

As much as I wish Incredibles 2 came out sooner than 14 years after the first, a part of me wishes they waited 15 years to release it so we could use this gif

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sonnet20:

it’s a cold and it’s a broken despacito

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